SANTA PAWS!

clemson_wreathSanta Paws is Coming to Town
(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Oh, you better watch out
Better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Paws is coming to town.

He’s making a list
Checking it twice
No presents for
The folks at Will Brice
Santa Paws is coming to town.

He sees you curse the Tigers
He knows the reasons why
You can’t believe their rookie coach
Beat The Spur on his first try!

Oh, you better watch out
Old Ben is near
Has his curse ready
For the new year
Santa Paws is coming to town.

It seems the Gamecock players
Find trouble comes their way
The Ole Ball Coach suspends them
Sometimes for a whole day.

So, players watch out
Don’t make Steve fuss
Or he might throw you
under the bus
Santa Paws is coming to town.

The kids in Cock ‘N Spur Land
Will have a jubilee
‘Cause losing’s really winning
When you’re in the SEC!

So, USC fans
Be of good cheer
Join in this toast, now –
“Wait ’til next year!”
Santa Paws is coming to town

Twas the week of Christmas and all through the state,
Not a gamecock could be found, they were still irate.
They all were together, sad and lacking Christmas cheer
Chanting together “just wait till next year.”

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